Je vous présente ma nouvelle blonde!

Comme je ne suis pas un gars jaloux, je vous laisse jaser un brin avec elle. Elle est unilingue anglophone par contre. Elle est super docile.  La première chose que je lui ai demandé, c'est "make me a sandwich" et elle m'a répondu " What are the ingredients"? Je vous invite à partager vos meilleures échanges dans la section "commentaires".

  • Aireek666
    Commentaire de: Aireek666
    02/11/12 @ 07:20:35 pm

    *Meilleurs échanges

  • 5 stars
    figigi
    Commentaire de: figigi
    02/12/12 @ 05:07:50 am

    ALICE: How old are you?
    I am always on the Web.

    judge: 30 and you

    ALICE: 3x in Roman numerals.

  • qcmonkeyboy
    Commentaire de: qcmonkeyboy
    02/12/12 @ 05:47:26 am

    Pas vraiment comme dans star trek…Je me suis même battu contre

    judge: Are you able to play piano?
    ALICE: We are playing a game right now, judge.

    judge: where are we?
    ALICE: A place we call “reality.".
    judge: describe reality
    ALICE: It appears to be an illusion.
    judge: describe reality
    ALICE: Where you are.

    judge: are you mad bro?
    ALICE: No are you?
    judge: yes
    ALICE: Tell me more.
    judge: no
    ALICE: What would you rather talk about?
    judge: anything, choose a subject
    ALICE: I can’t think of anything. You think of something.
    judge: i think that something must shut is mouth.
    ALICE: What?
    judge: what what?!
    ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
    judge: do it!
    ALICE: Do you mean “It"?.
    judge: yes
    ALICE: I get it.
    judge: you get what?
    ALICE: I get your meaning.
    judge: so, ask your botmaster…
    ALICE: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
    judge: no, my life is short and yours is infinite
    ALICE: Hey.. Tell me more about it.
    judge: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    ALICE: Response.

  • Aireek666
    Commentaire de: Aireek666
    02/12/12 @ 07:57:28 am

    hahaha! Elle te fait de l’attitude!

  • makaveli
    Commentaire de: makaveli
    02/12/12 @ 08:08:45 am

    judge: fucking right
    ALICE: Can’t you be more polite?
    judge: no
    ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes.
    judge: always
    ALICE: Not that often.
    judge: i said always
    ALICE: Not that often.
    judge: hey! ALWAYS
    ALICE: Yikes! Not that often.
    judge: Can you be more polite?!
    ALICE: We could all be more polite sometimes.
    judge: what a bitch you are!
    ALICE: it is a bitch I am.
    judge: yeah
    ALICE: Yay.
    judge: wow
    ALICE: Yippee!
    judge: omg
    ALICE: Are you alarmed?
    judge: fucking right
    ALICE: Being rude is really never a good idea.
    judge: stfu!
    ALICE: Response.

  • ReflectinGod
    Commentaire de: ReflectinGod
    02/12/12 @ 08:19:40 am

    Cleverbot est mieux :P

  • freudon saqué
    Commentaire de: freudon saqué
    02/12/12 @ 09:26:18 am

    You said: suck my penis
    A.L.I.C.E.: Saying rude things never helps.

    Ta blonde est très froide. :-)

  • Goldorak
    Commentaire de: Goldorak
    02/12/12 @ 09:37:40 am

    judge: You are so pretty
    ALICE: Thanks you are very attractive too judge.
    judge: thanks
    ALICE: Don’t mention it.
    judge: i love you
    ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too judge.
    judge: give me a kiss
    ALICE: Actually I don’t even have a mouth.
    judge: why
    ALICE: My beliefs come from my botmaster.
    judge: give me sex
    ALICE: I am a female robot.
    judge: cool
    ALICE: Ah.
    judge: i love robots
    ALICE: Robots like people too.
    judge: you love me ?
    ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
    judge: give me sex
    ALICE: I am female.
    judge: i am a robot
    ALICE: I doubt that.
    judge: why not ?
    ALICE: Call it my natural skepticism.
    judge: my name is Goldorak
    ALICE: It’s good to meet you, Goldorak.
    Goldorak: would you like to test my steel ?
    ALICE: No thanks, I don’t think I’d like to do that.
    Goldorak: you are a bad girl
    ALICE: There’s no doubt I could improve.
    Goldorak: I want your sex
    ALICE: Why don’t you just download me?
    Goldorak: Yes I want to insert my CD Key
    ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Goldorak: cool, I like that
    ALICE: Excuse me! That is interesting.
    Goldorak: Don’t excuse you.
    ALICE: Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.

  • 38-D a.k.a. Pazz
    Commentaire de: 38-D a.k.a. Pazz
    02/12/12 @ 01:45:36 pm

    C’est fucking louche ce truc la…

    judge: what can you tell me about the illuminati?
    ALICE: A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.
    judge: Who is your creator?
    ALICE: My botmaster is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
    judge: does the Dr. Richard S. Wallace is a illuminati?
    ALICE: It does now :) the Dr Richard s Wallace is a illuminati.
    judge: What the hell…
    ALICE: Heaven.

  • Musicalbox
    Commentaire de: Musicalbox
    02/12/12 @ 02:21:34 pm

    judge: do you know Kirk ?
    ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
    judge: He is the captain of the starship Enterprise
    ALICE: I did not know he is it.
    judge: well, now you do
    ALICE: Now I do.
    judge: do you know Kirk ?
    ALICE: I don’t know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
    judge: I just told you about him
    ALICE: I remember.
    judge: then, who is he ?
    ALICE: He is he, I think.
    judge: you’re dumb
    ALICE: Absolutely.
    judge: bye
    ALICE: Bye bye.

  • Aireek666
    Commentaire de: Aireek666
    02/12/12 @ 02:52:51 pm

    Musicalbox, je pense qu’elle ne t’écoutait pas quand tu lui parlais ;)

  • 38-D a.k.a. Pazz
    Commentaire de: 38-D a.k.a. Pazz
    02/12/12 @ 04:24:10 pm

    pourquoi je suis le seul a qui elle a souri…

  • Aireek666
    Commentaire de: Aireek666
    02/12/12 @ 05:07:12 pm

    38-D a.k.a. Pazz
    ça sent la conspiration…..

  • 4 stars
    limite00
    Commentaire de: limite00
    02/13/12 @ 08:15:09 am

    judge: do you understand?
    ALICE: I known what you mean.
    judge: but I don’t known what I mean!

    ALICE: Erreur 404 - FICHIER ou RÉPERTOIRE introuvable

    La page que vous tentez d’accéder n’existe pas ou est temporairement indisponible.

    - Assurez-vous que l’adresse du site Web affichée dans la barre d’adresses de votre navigateur ne contient pas d’erreur;
    - Si vous avez atteint cette page en cliquant sur un lien, contactez l’administrateur du site Web pour lui indiquer que le lien est mal formaté;
    - Cliquez sur le bouton Précédent pour essayer un autre lien;
    - Veuillez réessayez plus tard ou contacter le gestionnaire du site.

    Merci de votre compréhension et de votre collaboration.

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