Histoires de "Help Desk"

Plusieurs histoires drôles (ou stupides) où des clients appellent à un Help Desk.

Tech Support: "Let me get this straight. You are going to sue our company because you put the disk in the A: drive, didn't follow the instructions we sent you, didn't actually seek professional advice, didn't consult your user's manual on how to use your computer properly, instead proceeding to pour butter into the drive and physically rip the disk out?"