Via: magagnon - Psssst

{
object me
{
me.still_alive = true;
main()
while(me.still_alive)
{
me.wake();
me.pee();
me.poop();
me.eat(food);
me.work();
me.fuck(girl);
me.readcl();
me.sleep();
}
}
function fuck(human girl)
{
if girl.isHot()
{
me.cock.fill(blood);
me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
me.undress();
if (girl.pussy.isExposed() &
girl.pussy.isClean()) ||
(girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
{
while(girl.givesConsent())
{
me.penetrate();
me.withdraw();
if (me.currentOrgasmState &
me.statedOrgasmThreshold ||
me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
{
me.orgasm(goo);
me.scratchBalls();
me.ignore(girl);
me.eat(pizza);
me.drink(beer);
me.nap();
}
me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
}
if not (girl.givesConsent())
{
try
{
me.sweetTalk(girl);
me.buyStuffFor(girl);
me.ignore(girl);
me.smack(girl);
}
catch(exception e)
{
if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
{
me.runAway();
}
}
}
}
}
elseif girl.sucksGood()
me.proposeMarriage();
}
}